Friday, September 5, 2008

Bigfoot fathered my Child, Woman speaks out against elusive beast.

Now heres a weird one,

A lady named Sonja Levans, claims her abnormally hairy child is in fact the offspring of the creature known to the world as bigfoot. Natively from the Philipines, Sonja moved to her mountain home near Calgary (in Canada) in 1998 with her family. She claims thats where she met the beast.

" He was so tall, and handsome. I had no idea I was looking into the face of an animal. And and animal he was"

Tracking down the Beast was hard enough for Canadian RCMP, but they finally caught up with the creature in Northern Alberta.

" I realize he is a beast, but he needs to be in his sons life. Only he can teach him things that a father can teach" She says.

All across Canada, people have been flocking in to see the captured beast but the RCMP are keeping him under wraps (or at least trying to). Our own Micheal Wells was able to photograph the Beast as he was taken into custody.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

9 year old understands monkeys

In southern Mississippi lives a boy with an amazing ability. Two years ago, little Jonah Piers was on a trip to the zoo with his two brothers when his mother, Deborah, discovered that her son could understand and converse with the monkeys.

"He stood there listening to this monkey talk to him through the bars, and told me that the monkey was looking for a mate. When I laughed and said 'Sorry' to the monkey, it turned away and ran up one of the trees. Jonah then told me that the monkey was angry, to which he flung feces at me"

The ability has made the youngster very popular in his school.

" Whenever we go to the zoo I always make the other kids laugh with the jokes that the monkeys tell me" He says.

However, the last monkey the youngster spoke with told him some grave warnings.

" He told me the day is coming when humans would be the ones behind the bars, and watched in zoos"

Could a "Planet of the Apes" type world be in the future. Only time will tell.


Photo courtsey of Michael Wells